Boyfriends can be some of the most interesting people at times. They can be loving and affection one minute, then two minutes later they’re burping and engaging in other really annoying behaviors that leave you questioning whether you should even be with them. Most of the time we see them as being adorable and handsome – other times we simply want to ring their neck. It’s a total love/hate relationship. Listed below are 7 really annoying things all boyfriends tend to do regularly. If you’re guilty of doing these then women everywhere ask you to please knock it off.
1. He Over-Uses Slang All Day Long
Are you speaking English or some type of cartoon language? I have no idea what “Skoo” is? Are you trying to say “let’s go?” Why do you say everything is “lit?” Why not just use normal words? Get off the internet, boy.
2. He Pretends He’s Listening When He’s Really Not
I know you say that you’re listening, but we both really know you’re actually doing (or thinking) about something else. To combat that, women will often do the “panini head test” and say random things to see if he realizes I’m saying something completely ridiculous. Of course, most of the time he doesn’t.
3. Ruffles Your Hair to Make Your Bad Hair Day Worse
Running your fingers gently through my hair and ruffling it like I’m a rag doll are two completely different things. Know the difference!
4. Facetimes You Instead of Responding to Your Texts
Text messages are so much quicker and easier, especially while at work. I’m sorry that I can’t sit at my desk all day and look at your face while you say nothing for an hour. Instead, consider writing a nice long text – those are the new age love letters!
5. He Never Cleans Up After Himself
Leaving the dishes in my sink for three hours in dirty water has never been classified as washing the dishes. The bowls are still dirty being that they have now been sitting in raw chicken water. Just simply clean up after yourself.
6. He Wears Bizarre Outfits for Dinner
I’m not really sure why you think socks over your sweatpants with sneakers are appropriate for our dinner date. That includes socks with flip-flops! Why can’t you wear a nice outfit or dress up every once in a while?
7. Not Saying Anything Because They Don’t Want to Upset You
Being honest is best and when you don’t say anything it’s only going to make me 500 times angrier. Say something to make me feel better so I don’t flip out anymore. Learn to communicate like a normal person in a relationship.