Need to know the mystery path to a girl’s heart?
One of the numerous things that are enchanting and alluring about a man is his comical inclination. Don’t lose the spark and the ability to get her giggling. Many approaches go wrong when you are trying to impress the girl you like. You are trying to “earn” her interest, attraction, or affection. She will be opening herself to you, so instead of evaluating, qualifying, or screening her, just make her comfortable and happy. Ask her questions. Be curious.
Ask her something that will qualify her as a partner and see whether she is the right person for you or not. Don’t automatically assume that she is perfect. Instead, be a bit skeptical. Ask if a piece of clothing on her is a designer label. Ask her how she takes her coffee or tea. Ask anything – just keep it simple, fun, and a bit evaluative of her.
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If it’s your first date with her or you have the met the girl you like only a few times, you can initiate a conversation by asking a question. Once the conversation gets started, it’s hard to keep the conversation going forward. That’s why having some funny and simple questions in your mind can make it much easier to build and deepen a connection. But having prepared questions raises another problem. Most guys ask questions that are too boring, too personal, too silly, or too much like a job interview.
Most importantly, excellent and funny questions express genuine interest. Don’t ask if you don’t care. If you’re having trouble thinking of some funny questions to ask a girl, you have come to the right spot.
29 funny questions will surely make the girl you like shine like the brightest star.
1. What is your greatest guilty pleasure?
Everyone enjoys that one funny thing, which gives them pleasure and is a little weird for other people. Make the girl you like comfortable in sharing her obsessions. And before you know, you both will be laughing and sharing all the things you both want doing but don’t tell anybody.
2. What is something you have tried, but will never do again?
It is a fascinating question that will get your girl thinking. It also allows you to know how wild or daring is the girl you like. Perhaps both of you have had the same experience, and you can have fun by sharing them. Even if it’s not the same, you both will have plenty of examples to laugh.
3. What’s your favorite fun thing to do with a guy?
This question will help you understand your girl’s mindset and what she would want to do with you. It will help you to understand her more. Maybe the girl you like loves to go on long walks, or she likes cuddling. Maybe your girl thinks that long drives are fun.
4. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten and liked?
This question could be a quirky one. Many people have tales of eating food, which probably sounds weird, but they liked it. You can have a ‘special mention’ for foods eaten for dares. Who knows what funny instances she might start sharing?
Keep your girl hooked by asking these questions
Asking questions requires a certain amount of finesse. When you ask a girl any question, it should be natural, friendly, and warm. You should do it right. Otherwise, it might feel like you are prying; she might feel you are some creep. Hence, it is very to keep in mind specific tips that will help you strike the right note with the girl you like. Ask her funny yet straightforward questions and listen with interest when she answers. When she explains, you may comment avidly on things/places/feelings she describes.
Connect questions with a situation, event, or mood, so it sounds natural, e.g., some song is playing, and you catch her smiling. Ask her, “Do you love music? Is this your favorite song?” Make eye contact while asking her questions. Just keep it intriguing, funny, yet simple, and you will surely win her heart.
5. What’s more romantic: cooking with someone or dancing with someone?
These are two activities that can both show off skills and focus on your partner. Cooking together or dancing together is considered most intimate and fun. Some couples even take classes together. If you both have the same interest, you can join a cooking or dance class and make your relationship bloom.
6. What is the funniest pick-up line someone has tried to use on you?
Every girl has their share of pick-up lines, and cheesy pick-up lines are so funny that both of you are guaranteed to laugh.
7. Me, a rabbit, and a panda: cuddle one, hug one, kiss one?
This question will surely make your girl laugh. It will be fun to see what she chooses and help you get the exact idea of what she wants to do with you; whatever she says, you are still a winner.
8. How would you describe yourself: naughty or nice?
This one will undoubtedly make her think. Do insist the girl you like to justify the answer – only then will she feel the humor. More laughs and giggles are on the way for you.
9. If I offered to do something hilarious for you, what would you ask me to do?
Here comes the question which will put you in the limelight and ask you to do something fun for her. For example, dancing using a chair as a prop, or maybe wearing lipstick for 10 minutes in public – the list goes on. But this activity will bring lots of laughter and spark your relationship for sure.
10. What would you do if you saw Robert Downey Jr. (a.k.a. Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes) without clothes?
Undoubtedly, he is a blisteringly attractive and handsome man. Any girl would have a crush on him. It’s impossible to get your eyes off of him when he is wearing clothes; imagine the element of surprise when he is without them. It will be fun to know your girl’s take on this question.
Laughter is the best therapy and the way to a girl’s heart.
Everyone knows that laughter is the best therapy. When you first meet a girl, she will immediately see your funny bones, and if you can make her giggle, you might be shot at winning her heart. You can be funny, sweet, silly, or all of the above, but make sure you are paying attention to the girl. A sense of humor does wonders in impressing the girl you like, but in present times, it can be tough to convey a sense of humor. Not every girl finds the same things funny, and if you show some off-base fun she doesn’t get, you could lose your charm.
Ask her some funny questions that will give you a good idea of what she likes and dislikes. Humor doesn’t come naturally to everyone, but you can learn how to be funny and use it to your advantage – it just requires a lot of hard work. An essential prerequisite for using humor as a prop is to do it naturally and in a non-assuming manner. You should never neglect the need for laughter in your relationship, be it your first date or fifth wedding anniversary.
11. What would you do if you could be invisible for one day?
We can all think of 100 things we would do if we are invisible for a day. You can imagine some of the answers you might get to this question – nearly all of them are funny. It will increase the fun and laughter quotient in your date.
12. If you could be a man for just one day, what would you do?
Probably more than any other question on the list, this one has the potential for so much fun and laughter. It’s so funny to hear what people would do if they were the opposite sex, so find out what she’d have planned! Listen carefully to all her imaginations, and maybe you guys can use them in the future role-play. Fun guaranteed!!!
13. Ask the girl you like: Can you spell “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or say “Quizzical quiz; kiss me quickly?”
Some tongue twisters are made for amusement. You can give her a funny word, which is not easy to spell and watch her tongue getting twisted. You both will surely laugh.
14. What’s the funniest prank you’ve ever pulled on someone?
All of us have pulled a prank or two on someone in our lives, but some people are born pranksters. Whichever type she belongs to, the result will be what you wanted, i.e., to make her laugh. This question will bring out her fun side. Like the question, the answer that would follow will surely be fun.
15. What is one funny thing that somebody has walked in on you doing?
This question is super fun for obvious reasons. For example, someone had walked in when she was dancing like crazy or maybe when she is getting ready and talking to herself in the mirror (Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the prettiest of them all?). I wonder what her answer will be.
16. Have you ever been in a catfight?
Every girl has a minimum of one or two catfights up to her sleeves. It will be fun to listen and laugh together.
So you’ve finally mustered up the courage to ask your crush out.
How do you attract the girl you like and keep the conversation going?
Whether you are on a date or just talking on a phone with the girl you like, silence is always awkward. If you suddenly run out of things to say to her, you need to have a list of some funny questions in your mind that will keep the conversation going for hours.
17. Since people from Poland are called Poles, why are people from Holland not called Holes?
Ahh, come on! This is a silly question, but who knows? Sometimes stupid things can make someone laugh.
18. What is the most embarrassing that happened to you in school?
It is undoubtedly one of the funniest questions to ask a girl. Start with your most comical story if you do not wish to make her feel scared and continue with her childhood stories. She will realize that the most important thing for you is to know everything related to her and make your date perfectly fun.
Still, confused about what to ask a girl? Ask her these questions.
Look for funny stories. If you find what makes her laugh, focus on that. Women are attracted to men who can make them laugh and also laugh at themselves. Just try not to be too cynical or sarcastic all the time. Your sense of humor is a part of your personality. The woman you like will get to know you by getting to know your sense of humor. If you say things which even you don’t think are funny, then she definitely won’t laugh. Try being funny by being yourself. Smile, enjoy, laugh, and have fun with her.
19. If you could jump into a pool full of something, what would it be?
Fantasy questions are always fun to ask. They give lots of place for imagination, and when imagination kicks in, funny things happen. She can say many things like a pool full of chocolates, jellos, money, candies, stuffed animals, wine, etc. And this will be sufficient for you to deduce what kind of person she might be.
20. If you got stuck in the elevator and were forced to listen to only one song, which would it be?
Taste in music says a lot about people. This is a more exciting way of asking her choice than merely asking, which is her favorite band or artist.
21. If you had a superpower, what would it be?
A funny question because it’s utterly silly, and everyone has a different answer. Maybe the girl you like wants to fly around so she can save poor kittens from trees, or perhaps she could read minds so she could hear what YOU are thinking about her!
22. What’s the worst date experience you’ve ever had?
Some of us have those ‘horrible dates.’ Ask your girl if she has been the victim of one of these awful scenarios? Find out just what happened on one of the worst dates of her life – you might get a good laugh in with this one!
23. Do you prefer texting me so we can spam each other with emojis or call so we can hear each other laugh?
This is an ace card to throw-in at the end. If the girl you like is pleased to be with you and is engrossed in talking to you and answering silly and fun questions, then my friend, you will be lucky. This question will get you her number, and if you already have her number, you will get the idea of what she wants.
Drop compliments while asking questions
Do you have your heart set on someone, but aren’t sure if the girl feels the same way? A girl need not always explicitly show that she is interested in you. But there are common manifestations of attraction that you can notice if you pay attention. By giving her compliments while asking questions, you can see her gestures, and maybe there is a hint for you.
Compliment her! Say something beautiful to her. This is the kind of advice that guys get from their elders. However, it is not quite that easy. Guys don’t know that it’s not enough to compliment a woman; you have to compliment a woman correctly. These things can be taken into consideration while showing your appreciation for girls. State the truth, but keep it straightforward and realistic. Don’t say that she is the most radiant vision you have ever seen; instead, say, “You look beautiful.”
24. Is this your favorite color? The dress you’re wearing complements the color of your eyes.
It feels nice to be appreciated and noticed. A lot of women juggle work, family, friends, etc., which is exhausting and stressful. What she wears on any given day is the result of a calculation involving many things: Is it raining? Does she have a date with you after work? Women want to know that their hard work is appreciated and recognized. The fact that you are not only noticing her dress but also seeing the color of her eyes will do the trick for you.
25. Which perfume do you use? You smell so cute.
There are certain things that women love to hear from their man. If they hear any of these things, they’ll, without a doubt, feel loved and valued. Every girl likes for you to notice to be complimented about the perfume they use.
26. Where DID you get your remarkable sense of humor?
We all may have some funny traits, but having a great sense of humor is something special. A good sense of humor can reduce stress, help you cope with pain, and improve your odds of finding a mate. So compliment her on this particular trait.
27. Do you watch “Friends”? Will you be my lobster?
If you’re a “Friends” fan, you definitely won’t need an explanation for this, but if you are not, it refers to the person with whom you are meant to be forever. The term originated because lobsters mate for life. If she is a hardcore “Friends” fan like me, it will make perfect sense to her.
28. Don’t you think it’s a crime for you to be so beautiful? Don’t you feel you need a handsome guy like me?
A little flirty one here, but sometimes it’s okay to ask such things. It will surely bring a smile to her face.
29. What celebrity do you think you look like?
Celebrities are charismatic, and every girl has a secret desire to look like her favorite celebrity.