Coronavirus is taking over the globe, but people are still on dating apps. If we’re all this together, it means we can keep chatting and bringing joy to others as we self-quarantine. Use these pickup lines to wow the woman or man of your choice and continue to have a whirlwind pen pal romance while you are exercising social distancing.
- The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I’m still open for business.
- Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you on my face
- You’re the only snack I wanna stock up on!
4. Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?
5. I heard we’re supposed to order in to support local businesses. Your place or mine?
6. Want to watch ‘Contagion’ together? I heard it’s an excellent way to exercise our fears.
7. I’ve got plenty of food and TP — want to bunker down with me?
8. How are you feeling? I make a great nurse
9. I bet you’d look beautiful even with a face mask on.
10. You look like you’d make a sexy nurse.
11. *cough cough* I think I’ve got the black lung pop.
12. If you need someone to self-isolate with, I make a mean Quarantine.
13. The whole world might be getting sick, but I’ll never get sick of looking at you.
14. My admiration for you could never be quarantined.
15. I’m here, and you don’t have to leave your house. What’s your third wish?
16. If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
17. The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.
18. Hey there, are you the vaccine?
Because the whole world is chasing you.
19. Wow, you’re so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!
20. Does the Coronavirus give you a temperature? Because you’re hot!
21. I’m not sure if I’m blinded by your beauty or if that’s another side effect of COVID-19.
22. Need a hand sanitizer massage?
23. I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.
24. Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket? Or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
25. You look like the type of medicine I need.
26. The only thing I’m infected by is an attraction to you.
27. Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away!
28. Knock knock
- Who’s there?
- Orange
- Orange who?
- Orange you going to ask me to self-isolate with you?
29. At this point, we may never meet each other.
But make-believe is fun.
30. Quarantine and chill?
A pick up line inspired by the Netflix and chill lines.
