Looking for best & funny Tinder pick up lines to use for Tinder Icebreakers? Here are 20 of the best tinder pick up lines (funniest…and geekiest!).
People are so bored with “Hey!” or “How’s it going?” that they likely won’t reply at all if you go with that. Because unlike, in reality, where as soon as the other person says, “Hey,” you don’t immediately pick up a conversation, on Tinder, it doesn’t automatically lead to you engaging them in what you have to say next.
Instead, “Hey!” is just plain dull and, most likely, leading to a deadpan conversation where you expect them to ask, “How are you?” next. Not the most exciting convo of the century exactly…
Following is our collection of Tinder chat up lines. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that work;
So what’s a good opening line to use on a cute girl on Tinder?
I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Hey, if you were on Tinder, I’d totally swipe right!
Do you like bagels?
Cuz you’re bae goals.
(99% Tinder Success Rate)
Side note: can we make (^^^) TSR a thing?
I feel like Tinder is an appropriate tool to scale for success.
Everyone’s got it… everyone shoots their shot…
but how many of you take home the bacon?
Are you, Bae Goalz?
Or are you a stale muffin kinda guy?
I’m just saying if I saw u on Tinder, I’d swipe right!
“You’re not a vegan, are you? Because I’d love to meat you.”
When it comes to Tinder, swiping right and getting a match isn’t enough! You’ve gotta create a connection with your match by breaking the ice and having an exciting conversation. The quickest way to do this is to use a funny opening line. We’ve compiled some of the best tinder lines you’ll find on the internet – give them a shot, and you may just get lucky! Also, see some hilarious Tinder Profile Bios.
“Do you like Nintendo? Cause Wii would look good together.”
“Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants.”
Angela, you know you wanna swipe right.
I’ll always swipe right for you.
“Are you a good cuddler? ‘Cuz I might let you join my gang.”
“That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?”
“You’ve got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest.”
. Favorite drink?
This is good, because when they answer, you can reply with “Good, now I know what to buy you on our first date 😉 I just need to figure out your favorite bar too!”
- Truth or dare?
Could you change this to “Truth or date? ;)” Or if they reply “dare,” say: “I dare you to have drinks with me.”
- [Name!] Drinks or coffee this week?
Great way to cut to the chase and get to the date!
- Two truths and a lie! Go!
An awesome and straightforward way to get the conversation going!
- Favorite thing to do on a Friday night? a) cuddling and watching Netflix by the fireplace b) the hottest bar in town c) dinner party d) I’ll tell you over drinks?
A bit cheeky with that last option, but it shows you’re interested and you’ve got humor, while also allowing them to choose whether just to start the conversation, or go on a drink with you.
- . Send me your favorite GIF, so I get to know you better?
Because you can tell so much from that…or not, but it’s a great way to talk to girls on tinder! GIFs are often funny, and you can send a few different ones back and forth to break the ice.
- Your profile made me stop in my tracks.
There are millions of profiles on Tinder, so if someone made you stop in your tracks, it means you really like them. Flattery goes a long way.
- You’re seriously cute, but here’s the dealbreaker: do you, or do you not eat marmite?
Something like this is funny, and most people have an opinion on whether they like or loathe marmite/vegemite/bovril.
- If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?
Bound to start a conversation with this one — you can goof around with the different characters you like (and dislike).
- A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all night?